Your Mom's Favourite Beating Weapon

**Fayza!** · 04-08-2009 01:24 PM

Jee jee ab sab yeh kahein gay kay naa ham tou kabhi pittay hie nahi ammi se Click here to enlarge

chalein sharmanay ki koi baat nahi hai yahan "sach sach" bata dein .... kay kon kon se hathyar thay jinsay aap bachpan mein "phainti" khaaya kartay thay Click here to enlarge

mostly kitchen mein jo available hotay hain moms unhi ko istemaal mein le aati hain jaisay "belan, doyi, chimta Click here to enlarge

Aap loug pehle batayen kay kin baton par "kutt" lagti thi aapki aur kis cheez se phir mein bhi batati hoon Click here to enlarge

**Evolution** · 05-08-2009 08:56 AM

hath say

**Cool Breeze** · 05-08-2009 09:49 AM

hahahaha fayza kahan kahan say yaddein kuradtee ho:d
ammi kee fingers yaad aa gayeen Click here to enlarge

marnay kee nobat kum hee anay detay thay
kyuonk jaab bohatttttttttttttttt choutay houtay thay to ghortee ankhian dekh kar hee washroom yaad aa jata tha Click here to enlarge

kahir un ka saab say acha hathoyar tha kay woh fingers ka mun shikar kee taraf kar kay apna haath gussay mein agay lati jatee theen jesay ankhoun mein dall dain:d bus darawa deti thee Click here to enlarge

**Fayza!** · 05-08-2009 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Evolution

hath say

Hath say thappad bhi par saktay hain aur dhamokay bhi :d aap ki tawazeh kis se hoti thi ? Click here to enlarge

**Fayza!** · 05-08-2009 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Cool Breeze

hahahaha fayza kahan kahan say yaddein kuradtee ho:d
ammi kee fingers yaad aa gayeen Click here to enlarge

marnay kee nobat kum hee anay detay thay
kyuonk jaab bohatttttttttttttttt choutay houtay thay to ghortee ankhian dekh kar hee washroom yaad aa jata tha Click here to enlarge

kahir un ka saab say acha hathoyar tha kay woh fingers ka mun shikar kee taraf kar kay apna haath gussay mein agay lati jatee theen jesay ankhoun mein dall dain:d bus darawa deti thee Click here to enlarge

Hahaha arey yeh kitna zabardast tareeqa hai na Sabeen Click here to enlarge

aap phir baaz aajati thin shaitani se iss tarah ? Click here to enlarge

**maha19** · 05-08-2009 04:26 PM

:dhaayyo merya rabbba
kya thread banaya hai Fayza:d
mjhey to zayada tar GHurriyaaaaaaaaan hi parti thein . yaqeen mano un ki ghuriyaaan hi kaam kar jati thein. Click here to enlarge

shareeef baccha hun na main iss liye KUTTT bohut kam pari hai me ko:d bas haath k saath thapppar TARAKKKKKKKKK kar k lagta tha mere masoom galoun per k kya bataoun.

aor upper se mama kehti thein , rona nahiii awaaaz na aye tumhariiiiii Click here to enlarge

phir taraaakkkkkkkk
ab bachne ka aik hi tareeqa hota tha k chup kar jao warna zara siii OUUUN k badley main TARAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Click here to enlarge

**Wish** · 05-08-2009 08:25 PM

Assalamualikum

Hehe .. very Intresting ppl..

hmm haath to sab say pehla aur convenient hathyar hota hai mama ka . Click here to enlarge

**Fayza!** · 06-08-2009 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by maha19

:dhaayyo merya rabbba
kya thread banaya hai Fayza:d
mjhey to zayada tar GHurriyaaaaaaaaan hi parti thein . yaqeen mano un ki ghuriyaaan hi kaam kar jati thein. Click here to enlarge

shareeef baccha hun na main iss liye KUTTT bohut kam pari hai me ko:d bas haath k saath thapppar TARAKKKKKKKKK kar k lagta tha mere masoom galoun per k kya bataoun.

aor upper se mama kehti thein , rona nahiii awaaaz na aye tumhariiiiii Click here to enlarge

phir taraaakkkkkkkk
ab bachne ka aik hi tareeqa hota tha k chup kar jao warna zara siii OUUUN k badley main TARAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Click here to enlarge

Zaalim thread hai yeh Click here to enlarge

Yeh same meri amma wala scene hai wo bhi thappad laga kay kehti thin " jay teri awaz nikli tay damm nikal deyan gee" :d

**Fayza!** · 06-08-2009 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by W!sH

Assalamualikum

Hehe .. very Intresting ppl..

hmm haath to sab say pehla aur convenient hathyar hota hai mama ka . Click here to enlarge

Wishie girls phir bhi itni dheet nahi hotin Click here to enlarge

lakin aksar bhaiiz aisay hotay hain jinhein hathon se koi asar nai hota unkay liye phir special weapons chahiye hotay hain. Click here to enlarge

**Full Moon** · 08-08-2009 09:19 PM

Hanger!!

bohat saray jo hotay hain ghar mai.. aap chhupa bhi nahi saktay! wo aik aur nikaal leti hain.. Click here to enlarge

waisay meri kabhi pitai nahi hui ammi se.. Click here to enlarge

hanger sirf Daranay ke liye last option hota tha ammi ka.. wo bhi tab jab mai bohat ziada 'Dheetnaa' hojata tha na.. jaisay ummm.... Click here to enlarge

aik to mujhay neend hi bohat aati thi jis din chhutti ho! ammi uthanay aati theen to aisa lagta tha jaisay bohaat duur se aawaz aa rahi ho kisi ki.. Click here to enlarge

hehe! to us pe phir ammi Hathiyar uthanay ki 'Tarrii' deti theen..! :d waisay mai shareef si bachi thi.. bas Shair ki aankhen ham behan bhai ke liye kafi hoti theen.. ziada se ziada daant parr gai sahi wali! aur haath ya hanger bhi bas dikhati zaroor theen lekin kabhi sar pe parra nahi..ham pehlay hi seedhay ho jatay thay! Click here to enlarge

**Wish** · 09-08-2009 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Fayza!

Wishie girls phir bhi itni dheet nahi hotin Click here to enlarge

lakin aksar bhaiiz aisay hotay hain jinhein hathon se koi asar nai hota unkay liye phir special weapons chahiye hotay hain. Click here to enlarge

Assalamualikum jee saamjh aagaya sis aur sana sis ki post say me ko bhi yaad ayaa aik aur hathyar

HANGERRR...

AAhhhh Kya maar pitti thi kabi hanger say ufff .. kya yaad dilwadya sana sis

**Full Moon** · 09-08-2009 10:16 PM

dekhaa.. ye hanger hi hai dunia ka sab se MOHLIK hathiyar! Click here to enlarge

pabandi laga deni chahiye bachon pe Hander se tashaddud ke khilaf.. Click here to enlarge

**Fayza!** · 09-08-2009 11:10 PM

Oho aap dono kay dukh dard aik jaisay hain Sana aur Wishie Click here to enlarge

Wesay kabhi "chittaration" nahi hui aap logon ki ? Click here to enlarge

**Wish** · 10-08-2009 09:34 PM

Bilkul sana sis me is ehtijaj mein app kay sth hoon 1 on 1.

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Hangersssssssssssss

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Fayza sis "chittaration'' is ka mtlbbb Click here to enlarge

me ki urdu to :d

**Fayza!** · 20-08-2009 12:12 PM

Chittaration kaa matlab chappalon se maar parna Click here to enlarge

Ham tou amma kay liye hamesha soft & light chittar laatay hain :d

**SEEMI** · 20-08-2009 04:35 PM

wah kiya thread hai :d

sab ki dukh bhari dastane sun kar bohat dukh hua Click here to enlarge

mujhe bhi apna bachpan yaad agaya Click here to enlarge

yahan to "jharo" se pitai hoi thi ik bar ... Click here to enlarge

ab tak yaad hai ... bari zor ki lagi thi sachi Click here to enlarge

... ik to samjh nahi ata k marne k baad rone kiun nahi dete Click here to enlarge

... awaz nikli to phir par jati thi achi wali Click here to enlarge

Aj kal bas daant se kam chal jata hai ... marne tak baat nahi ati Click here to enlarge

**Wish** · 20-08-2009 08:45 PM

Lol @ Fayza sis .. soft chittar..

:d

@Seemi sis waqi sai kaha app nay ..
Martay hai aur then rona mana .. AGR AWAZ AAYI AN TO ACHA NI HOGAA Click here to enlarge

**Samah** · 22-08-2009 11:48 AM

Mera reply kahaan gya yahaan pe. Click here to enlarge

Kher..

Main keh rahi thi kay mujh per kabhi koi hathyaar istemaal nahin hua.. main masoom bachi jo hui na.. Click here to enlarge

lol @ Seemi.. Click here to enlarge

**cheeta** · 27-08-2009 09:06 PM

Meri mama is the sweetest person of this planet suchi mein unhoon nay ajj tak humein kabi nahi mara haan albuta jab bohot zada tung kertay thay tu woh humesha yehi kehti thi k Baaz aa jaoo nahi tu chimta (rotiyaan pakanay wala instrument) garam ker k laga doon ga, wasay at that tym iski dehshat kafi hoti thi na hum sab chup ker jatay thay na dar k................. jabkeh my father was a pure geniuine hitler in da house ufff woh ghar atay thay tu sab soo jatay thay un k dar say k kahein ajj bhol ker kahein do hath na lag gayein :d